December 2011
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Kay Sloan: it's the pizza people doing their dance
Kay Sloan: so what is your garlic baguette dance [ross doesn't eat anything but garlic baguettes...seriously]
RMcD: but that's just
RMcD: the sims
RMcD: people don't actually dance
RMcD: right
RMcD: i don't dnace
RMcD: anyway
RMcD: wtf
I constantly remember when two of my friends -on separate occasions- asked what’s wrong with my eyes
they just naturally have bags ok
not all of us can have motherfucking perfect eyes like you guys ok
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dontbelieveinbeatles:
I love when my boyfriend writes love songs for me 40 years before I was even born
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mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: what
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slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
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Ricky: You've got hands like tentacles! They're just all over the place aren't they? Mental.
Steve: Alright ladies?
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fuckyeahjewishmen:
Heads up to any would-be creepers out there: Indio Downey (RDJ’s son) is now 18. Rejoice.
Here’s a video of him talking about… something.
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friend: so who are you going to kiss at midnight on new years? ;)
me: my laptop
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